Thursday, February 26, 2009

Introduction



Before going any further, let me tell you who I am.


My name is James, James Guilford.


By day I'm an assistant manager at Smears Hardware and Gifts.






By night I'm a hellion in front of my computer.




I live on the first floor of a 32 story apartment building.


I'm not really sure why the small town of Wadstucky has anything that big.

There are more apartments in my building than there are people in the town.

I enjoy sledding, playing games, laying in hospital beds, and women

(though I really don't seem to have any luck with them)

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